Saturday, 2 February 2013

Trans Mongolian: Day 4


Krasnoyarsk – Irkutsk
581 miles approx
 
Post WWII/Soviet era concrete industrialisation intertwined with beautiful log cabin villages, set in the Sayany Mountains. The Yenisey River Bridge at Krasnoyarsk won the gold medal at the 1900 Paris Expo, along with the Eiffel Tower and marks the unofficial border between Western and Eastern Siberia. No stop for us at Uyar. Good job, as its full name is Uyarspasopreobrazhenskoye. I can’t be bothered to type that more than once.
























I checked the map and was disappointed to realise that during the night we passed through Tomsk. Fans of the Wombles will understand that this was a serious missed photo op.


Dodgy meal of cheese cuppa pasta. Thought I’d get rid of the worst food and leave the pleasant stuff for the rest of the journey so as to avoid developing a temporary eating disorder. Mind you, a week of dried packet food is enough to tip anyone over the edge. I had suspected that I’d over-packed by taking an additional bag full of food, but it transpires that I would have been up the creek without an infant’s-cutlery-set-from-Asda had I not heeded the advice of The Man in Seat 61 (www.seat61.com). As previously reported, the restaurant car is not fit for humans, and probably due to the time of year, temperature and short days, I have yet to see anything other than a kiosk at any of the stops. I guess that the hawkers with fresh food and beer and snacks and delights are more prevalent during the busier months. Fair enough, I wouldn’t stand on a sub-zero platform in Siberia for hours, in the hope of selling a smoked fish and a bottle of lager to a greasy western tourist, for less than a pound.
 

SUB-NOTE: Ilansky. 10 min stop. Hawkers on the platform! I announced to the carriage that I’d seen ‘a woman with pies! With PIIEES!’ Cue out of proportion bustle from our carriage as we all throw coats on over our lounging outfits; various combinations of jammy bottoms, t-shirts, slipper-socks and other articles unsuitable for outdoor pursuits. I stocked up on pelmeni (potato stuffed dumplings), syrniki (cottage-cheese fritter), tvorog bliny (sweet curd filled pancake), a couple of half litre bottles of beer and all for less than £4. I assiduously avoided any meat filled delights, and I also wimped out of the omul (dried, salty fish). It looked slightly less appealing than eating a shoe. Also, the conveniences aboard the Rossiya do not lend themselves to any unexpected, violent interior activity.
                                              
We collectively agreed that this was the highlight of the day. Judging by our Wallace and Gromit grins, the involuntary giggling and the louder than necessary chatter, it would seem that by day four, life aboard the train had rendered us all slightly mental.