Start day with new favourite mango smoothie.
Go to work. Fool around under the pretext of teaching English.
Meet up with Nathan and go to his friends fish shop.
Buy cheap Russian champagne. Mistake.
Talk to cutest superkid in China.
Nathan receives birthday gift from a student who stalked him to the beach. It's a leather belt and a pube comb. No I'm not joking.
Spot two foreigners on the beach. Welsh & English. Share disgusting champagne and make them take a speedboat ride with us.
Laugh at ice-cream van with deviant branding.
Go for dinner at one of the hundreds of street barbeques.
Get taught how to inflict pain. Madeleine taught me the method and then received this welt from me. Highbrow activities, I know.
Go to KTV. Favourite pastime of Chinese people.
Witness the lightweights falling at the last hurdle.
Get home. Grime unavoidable. Showering several times a day a must.
Go to sleep. Start again.
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